Previously: Kaylan’s Dragon Age Epic Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5
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Went back to the Dalish camp and saved the Halla. Image may be NSFW.
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I saved the Arl, he than made us his CHAMPIONS OF REDCLIFFE! booooyah
Poor Alistair doesn’t want to be a King but everyone is all, “be king, yo!”
Sorry Jowan you’re alive but now forced forever to live in the Tower of Magi. BUT YOU ARE ALIVE
Dwarves settle kingly matters with axes.
Garin the forgetful Dwarven shopkeeper is adorable. So jolly!
There is a dwarf named Dagna; she dreams of studying the magi.
–her poppa worries she’ll be casteless if she does this
—do you deny passion? Nope, not doing it; Dagna deserves for her dreams to come true.
I got the Shaper to agree to let Brother B hold prayer meetings. He invited me to join and I’m too polite to decline. [Ed.: oh Kaylan]
damn it damn it damn it the ruthless Bhelen has better plans for the dwarves as a whole…minus the whole casteless part
But I can’t… Ugh, I better not regret this.
HEY I FOUND BETHANY’S BUDDY OGHREN.
In the Dust Town area I found an idle dwarf who sincerely and adorably believes (even though I said otherwise) that if he goes topside he will fall into the sky. ADORABLE
Holy fuck, guards break the Dust Town citizens’ kneecaps and leave them to rot?? jeeeeebbbbuuusss
— OMG Dust Town, take my money. Get food Image may be NSFW.
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—— ohhhhh god this lady’s poor life story and baby I HAVE to talk to the Chantry now and convince them to raise this baby Image may be NSFW.
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——— the Chantry is gonna see what they can do to help her and the baby (and followed through; she and her baby are happily at the Chantry now… I checked)
This wrangling nugs thing is not so bad.
OH, BRANKA IS OGHREN’S WIFE
Branka sounds awesome and tough.
I killed Jarvia and terrified a poor shopkeeper. [who is also Dagna’s dream-crushing father]
Varick is a delight to talk to.
I AM THE PROVING CHAMPION!!!!Image may be NSFW.
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(and I found the stolen Shaper tome)
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Man, Oghren’s gravelly voice, suhweeeeet beard, and enduring love for his wife even though she took the house makes me want to BFF him. But I won’t because he’s Bethany’s BFF. I’ll just BFF my dog Image may be NSFW.
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BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA I did my ritual makeout with Alistair after battle and Oghren is all, “don’t mind me; I like to WATCH” Image may be NSFW.
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creeping out Alistair so I made out like five more times and laughed way too hard each time. (I’m a terrible vidjeo game gf.)
Uh, who keeps leaving bloody bags of dismemberment lying around?! I’ll keep them just in case… Limbs, head, torso…. Pretty sure I’ve collected a whole body here
Oghren talkin’ about making my dog his steed for a chariot Image may be NSFW.
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Oh hai, Ruck! I think you’ve been here tooooo long. Poor Ruck. I like him. Oh Ruck…
OH those body parts in bags made a demon… That I freed. Once again, I hope I don’t regret this.
Found Branka’s journal. I hope she makes it.
Oh hi dragon.
Uhmmm chanting lady [Hespith], I don’t think you’re okay, but maybe you could meet my friend Ruck; you two have some stuff in common. Also please just tell me what Branka did.
UUUUUHHHHMMMMMMM THIS BROODMOTHER IS FUCKING DISGUSTING.
I am so uncomfortable
Damn it, Branka is being mean. Image may be NSFW.
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…and batshit
Side note: I named my summoning wolf Luna. And my bear? Corduroy.
fffffffuuuuucccckkkk I destroyed the golems Image may be NSFW.
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Whew, got a crown and got Branka to destroy the Anvil!
—did she commit suicide?!
This was super depressing.
I made the kinslayer [Bhelen] king. Am I bad person? I dunno, he seems more kingly. I mean, kings aren’t as soft as Harrowmont.
—what, don’t kill him dude.
——bahahaha, that crown looks stupid ridiculous
I think he spared the old man?
Dwarven aid! Now to tell Ruck’s mom “he died bravely” even though he’s just being a crazy goof magpie [darkspawn corpse eater].
ADDENDUM: I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT FOR SOME REASON MY NOTES DO NOT MENTION SCHMOOPLES
SCHMOOPLES IS THE BEST I AM SO SORRY LIL NUG HERE IS YOUR RECOGNITION IN YELL FORM
In the next installment of Kaylan’s epic Dragon Age Quest, Käylæn meets Shale.
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